I blame the radiator in my apartment for most of this. I swear it could evaporate a glass of water in about an hour.

I have a bad habit of showering with the hottest possible water. It's great for sore muscles, but it's tough on your skin.

If you felt like it, you could totally break the bank on moisturizers. Celebrities do this all the time. Of course, they also marry people they've known for half an hour and keep zoo animals as pets.